Romance in DAI: Maximising my smooches (spoilers)

Featuring my apparently more romantically desirable Dalish elf inquisitor Niamh.

Sorry to anyone who likes Solas, I can actually see the appeal of the romance. But Niamh just isn't that patient, and if anyone's going to be the high handed arrogant one in the relationship it's her

(Also I totally failed at the advisor sandwich in game, I think Jospehine got put off my me getting that assasin dude's blood all over her. I WAS TRYING TO HELP) 

Panel 1:
(Solas and Niamh embrace)
Solas: Oh Levallan, how are you so awesome...
Niamh: teehee
Solas: ...when all the other Dalish suck so much?
Niamh: Uh...

Panel 2:
(Solas pushes a distraught Nimah away)
Solas: But no...we must end this or I will just hurt you
Niamh: What?

Panel 3:
(Solas closeup)
Solas: I realise this means you have no choice but to pine for me, since I am literally the only person in the entire world who isn't an ignorant idiot. I don't expect you to understand (obviously)But this way I can...

Panel 4:
Noamh (off screen): Oops, sorry, could you repeat that? I was distracted by having a threesome with Josephine and Cullen.
Solas: That's not even canonically possible!